Tax Jokes and Quotes


Do you realize that some tax forms ask you to check a box if
you are BLIND?

Quote: "Two years ago it was impossible to get through on
the phone to the IRS. Now it's just hard to get through.
That's progress. "
-Charles Rossotti, former IRS Commissioner

Disappointed that you never had time to write the great
American novel? Do not fret, just go dig out your past tax
returns.

Quote: "The Eiffel Tower is the Empire State Building after
taxes. "

Under the Freedom of Information Act, a man with a small
business sent a request to the IRS asking if they had a file
on him. The IRS wrote back, "There is now."

Quote: "It would be nice if we could all pay our taxes with
a smile, but normally cash is required. "

Q: Who audits IRS agents?

Quote: "Next to being shot at and missed, nothing is quite
as satisficing as an income tax refund. "

Q: How do you drive a CPA insane?


A: Fill out Form 1040EZ.

Quote: "The government deficit is the difference between the
amount of money the government spends and the amount it has
the nerve to collect. "

Why is it that when the IRS loses a tax return, it is
considered a mistake, but when you lose a receipt, it is
considered tax evasion?

Quote: "The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes
are taken out, it's just sort of a tired feeling. "

Q: How do you humble a person that flaunts their wealth?

A: Have them fill out a tax return.

Quote: "Even when you make a tax form out on the level, you
do not know when it's through if you are a crook or a
martyr. "

Q: Why is a tax audit like a tornado?

A: There's a lot of screaming and you end up losing your house.

Quote: "When we are going to be allowed to list the
government as a dependent? "

People often say death and taxes are the same, but this
is wrong. Death is a taxable event, but taxes never
die.

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Richard Chapo


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